"OH MY GOD, IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST THIS NUDE BLACK WOMAN WITH HER LONG, BLACK HAIR CAUSING ALL THE TROUBLE?! She's standing there on a GRAY BACKGROUND, showing off her curves like they're some kind of fine art. Her SKIN is the color of freshly-roasted coffee beans, and it's almost too much to handle. Her BREASTS are perky and perfect, with dark brown nipples that beg to be sucked on. She's got a flat stomach that could cut glass, and her HIPS and THIGHS are just begging for a pair of hands to explore them. Her LEGS go on for days, leading up to a V-shaped strip of hair that points the way to where she wants you to look